🧃 The Blorbified Version

Let’s be honest. No one reads these. But if you are, here’s what we actually mean:

  • 👋 You're using Chaos Codex. We’re nerds. We love it. You’re welcome here.
  • 🚫 Don’t hack us, exploit us, or use our systems to summon ancient database demons.
  • 🙈 Keep your login secure. Don’t let your cat submit bug reports using your account (it’s happened).
  • 📦 You own what you upload. We're just organizing the chaos, not claiming it.
  • 💸 If you pay us and forget, but didn’t use anything, email us within 3 days. We’ll ask the Refund Gods.
  • ⚠️ We try to keep the Chaos Machine online 24/7. But sometimes the Blorbs need naps.
  • ⚖️ If things break or you get slightly inconvenienced, we’re probably not liable. But we do care.
  • ♿ Accessibility matters. If something isn’t working for you, email us. We’ll try to fix it—seriously.
  • ⛔ Whatever you do, DO NOT feed the Blorbs after midnight. They turn into gremlins. And then into caca.

🔒 Official Terms of Service

1. Introduction

Chaos Codex ("we", "our", or "us") provides tools and services related to card organization and digital inventory. By accessing our platform, you agree to the following terms.

2. Acceptable Use

You agree not to misuse, disrupt, or reverse engineer our services. Unauthorized access, interference, or malicious activity may result in termination and legal action.

3. Account Responsibility

Users are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of their login credentials and for any activity under their account.

4. Uploaded Content

You retain full rights to your uploaded content. We do not claim ownership, nor will we use your files beyond providing the service intended. All uploaded data is handled securely.

5. Premium & Subscription Terms

Monthly subscribers may request a refund within 3 days of billing if the service has not been used. Annual subscriptions will not auto-renew. Refunds are not guaranteed and are subject to payment processor limitations. You may cancel at any time to prevent future charges.

6. Service Availability

We aim for high availability but do not guarantee uptime. Maintenance, bugs, or server outages may occur, especially when Blorbs are resting or recalibrating.

7. Limitation of Liability

We are not liable for direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages resulting from use of the service. Use at your own discretion.

8. Accessibility Statement

Accessibility is a core value of our team. If any part of the service is inaccessible to you, please contact us at admin@chaoscodex.net. We are committed to making the experience inclusive for all users.

9. Contact

Questions? Requests? Warnings about rogue Blorbs? Email us at admin@chaoscodex.net.